September 2008
Monthly Archive
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 81
Posted by MR Central Command on 29 Sep 2008 | Tagged as: Podcast
Every single moment has the possibility of greatness. Instead of sitting there, doing nothing, you could punch the fella next to you. Odds are, they are asking for it. But be quick. Odds also show that he is a fan of the Mustache Rangers and is reading the exact same sentence. You had best hope his brain is slower than yours. Really, isn’t that enough cause for a punching?
The Mustache Rangers bring a spoonful of sass to this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it with a spoonful of Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir.
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 80
Posted by MR Central Command on 21 Sep 2008 | Tagged as: Podcast
Death is never an easy topic of conversation. Unless it is in referring to a squirrel. “Did that squirrel just die,” Benefred Pasterborf would ask. “It certainly did,” Tranzer Fadingtoncon would reply. “Fan-tastic,” Geraldert Fosterpant would add. Do you see? Only talk about the deaths of squirrels and your conversation will be as crisp as an item the is crisp.
The Mustache Rangers refer to non-squirrel death in this week’s podcast episode. Beware its lack of social formalities.
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 79
Posted by MR Central Command on 15 Sep 2008 | Tagged as: Podcast
Rock formations are boring. They are only slightly interesting if they look like something that is not a rock. But still, it’s just a rock that looks like something. Why not look at that thing? Also, if seahorses don’t freak you out, they should. Those things are profoundly messed up.
The Mustache Rangers deal with a situation into this week’s podcast. You will soon find yourself in a listening situation.
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 78
Posted by MR Central Command on 08 Sep 2008 | Tagged as: Podcast
There is little in life more important than a favorite outfit. Scraps of colored cloth can make you feel invincible against the daily tragedy that is life. That statement also leaves out the immeasurable feeling brought upon by a perfect fit. Like everything in the known universe, it all boils down to hugging.
The Mustache Rangers deal with clothing, exciting clothing, in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it with clothes.
The Mustache Rangers in person this weekend
Posted by MR Central Command on 03 Sep 2008 | Tagged as: Generalator
Gasoline can be expensive, and going to grand mama’s house can cost a pretty penny. Now imagine that Earth is grand mama’s house and you are light years away. That is one pricey trip.
But the Mustache Rangers make this trip gladly and with little to much bickering. The Mustache Rangers will be performing live on a well lit stage this weekend for your enjoyment! Find the details below.
What: Improv a Go-Go
Where: Brave New Workshop
When: September 7, 2008 at 8pm
Price: $1
Did you find the details? Now they are above. Boy, you really are a mess. You should come see some live comedy this weekend. That will straighten you right out. See details above above.
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 77
Posted by MR Central Command on 01 Sep 2008 | Tagged as: Podcast
Sometimes the simplest answer is not always the best. For example, if a friend of yours owns something that you would like and you think they don’t deserve, don’t blow it up. That would be the easy thing to do. The proper solution, in this circumstance, is theft. It is not the first place your mind would jump. High explosives are always there to get the job done. But a little bit of time spent on stealing can really increase the amount of things you have.
The Mustache Rangers don’t deal with stealing in this week’s episode. Enjoy it for now!
