The Mustache Rangers

Citizen, and relative unknown, John Wallace has taken time out of designing magazine ads for ladies undergarment undergarments (”Two layers, because one is breachable!”) to favor us with his rendition of the Mustache Rangers.

What Citizen Wallace has done here is really quite brilliant. As you can plainly see, Commander Major and First Lieutenant are represented by eggs. Not literal eggs, of course. The drawing seems to be done by simple graphite rubbings, not smeared ovum and membranes. But the Mustache Rangers seem to be represented in egg form, with oval bodies and heads.

Jallace (J minus Ohn plus Wallace minus W) is giving us art and also instructions on creating delicious hors d’œuvres. All you need is eggs, toothpicks, and dried parsley. Lots and lots of dried parsley! Your guests (if you have no friends) will be delighted with your creative and tasty treats! And you, in turn, can thank Jallace.

Thank you, Citizen Jallace, for your support.

Fan art will be accepted from all in the mustacherangers@gmail.com electric message depository.

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The market can be a very confusing place. People are yelling. Monies are exchanging hands. Sometimes there are open mouth kisses. It is a sea limbs, one can get lost. It is good to be tethered and blindfolded when going into a market. In fact, this is a good idea for any situation.

The Mustache Rangers have another brand new adventure today. But, really, what is new anymore? Regardless, you’ll probably enjoy it. Enjoy!

 

 The Mustache Rangers Are Inflamed [12:17m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (375)

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Citizen Adam Svec of citizen rock group The Glad Version has taken it upon himself to favor the Mustache Rangers with his non-musical artistry.

As you can clearly see, the picture features some sort of banana in a dress heading towards a flaming egg which is prepared for fertilization. The best art needs no interpretation.

This piece is actually more of a thinly veiled commentary on the over utilization of sandwich holders in non-regulation space vehicles. Citizen Svec is obviously aware of the Mustache Rangers and their heartfelt ties to this cause.

We hope this does not need to be restated, but please please please do not install too many sandwich holders in your custom made non-regulation space traveling vehicles.

Thank you, Citizen Adam, for your support.

Fan art will be accepted from all in the mustacherangers@gmail.com electric message depository.

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The dust has settled, and the Mustache Rangers are back. Rest assured, adventures were being had during the entire absence. There were some incredible happenings. It is a shame you missed them. But, please, do enjoy the most recent episode.

 

 The Mustache Rangers Get Fancy [11:32m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (408)

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It seems that in upgrading the software for this glorious website, things become a bit broken. No podcasts can be attached to these posts, which means no new episodes can currently be posted.

Rest assured, there are podcasts to be posted. We just can’t do it! We will get this fixed as soon as possible. And when we say “get this fixed,” we mean we’ll wait around until someone makes a fix and we can implement it.

Hugs and kisses, minus the kisses,
Mustache Rangers Central Command

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