December 2007
Monthly Archive
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 46
Posted by MR Central Command on 31 Dec 2007 | Tagged as: Podcast
Desperate times call for not so desperate measures. Today’s hilarious interpod netcast is trying to part you with your hard earned monies. But the benefits are great.
The specific benefits are a discounted price on a Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirt. These t-shirts are available for PRE-ORDER for this special price. But once the shirts go to print, these fantastic savings will disappear like the dolphostich.
The online internet order form for these chest warming cloth shirts can be found RIGHT HERE.
Who needs electronics when you can purchase t-shirts? The t-shirts were probably made with electronics. That you don’t need to buy.
Are you still reading this? You should be listening! Or ordering. You could probably do both at the same time. You’re that talented.
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 45
Posted by MR Central Command on 24 Dec 2007 | Tagged as: Podcast
If you extend a season’s greetings to somebody in the middle of summer, you will be pummeled for being odd and out of place. This generic term is to be used in the middle of winter, and that is it. Don’t forget that, or else you may get pummeled for the reasons that have already been stated.
The Mustache Rangers bring you season’s greetings into today’s adventure of the season. For some reason.
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 44
Posted by MR Central Command on 17 Dec 2007 | Tagged as: Podcast
There is a craft to almost anything, aside from crafts. Crafts, as items, have very little, if any, craft work done to them. Putting eyes onto this without eyes may be hilarious, but it is not a talent.
The Mustache Rangers relate to their public today.
The Mustache Rangers PSA: Social Security
Posted by MR Central Command on 12 Dec 2007 | Tagged as: Podcast
While not necessarily inevitable, the Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirt is as much a reality as diapers that can be pulled upwards are.
Doc Johnson was feeling generous, for once, and is allowing his t-shirt to be PRE-ORDERED at a discount. Be aware that the t-shirt has unsubstantiated healing abilities, just like Doc Johnson’s famous elixir. If it’s unsubstantiated, you know that it’s good.
The online internet order form for chest warming cloth shirts can be found RIGHT HERE.
You seem to be on the fence about this fantastic Mustache Rangers approved product. What would you say if I told you that fence you were sitting on is Mustache Rangers approved. Has your world been turned on its end?
Along with a celebration of t-shirts, the Mustache Rangers have recorded a special public service announcement about social security. If you were worried about social security before, you were not worried nearly enough. Enjoy!
Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir T-Shirt
Posted by MR Central Command on 10 Dec 2007 | Tagged as: Generalator
NEW T-SHIRT TO CHANGE WORLD
Rejoice, if you can, for the first official Mustache Rangers t-shirt is almost upon your person! There is no better way to celebrate the Mustache Rangers than with Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir.
Now you can show your friends, enemies, relatives, and relative enemies your allegiance to the health tonic of choice.
ORDER now and receive your shirt for only $15. So get on the internet horn and order yours with the easy to use drop down menu today!
Mens shirts are printed on Crème 2001 American Apparel Fine Jersey Short Sleeve T. View size chart HERE before ordering.
Items are shipped to USA addresses using USPS with delivery confirmation tracking. Items destined for Canada and Mexico are shipped using Air Mail. Shipping rates within North America are $4.20.
Small, XXL, and Ladies sizes can be provided. Please register your interest at mustacherangers@gmail.com
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 43
Posted by MR Central Command on 10 Dec 2007 | Tagged as: Podcast
In these modern times, where the power of steam can be used to power your page turning machine, some people still believe in the power of people. This belief is misplaced. Machines powered by water vapor will rule us all, and it is only a matter of time before you brain is turned into steam for the use of telephone dialing.
The Mustache Rangers explore the old ways today. Be prepared for mind use.
Sometimes, Iowa
Posted by MR Central Command on 03 Dec 2007 | Tagged as: Generalator
Sometimes, in the line of duty, the Mustache Rangers are forced to go to Iowa. As you all know, Iowa has not allowed recording equipment of any kind since 1402. Please excuse our lack of adventures this week. If you can not excuse us, then blame Iowa.
