July 2007
Monthly Archive
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 28
Posted by MR Central Command on 30 Jul 2007 | Tagged as: Podcast
To the foolish and dimwitted, the moon seems to disappear and reappear due to the forces of wizards. To the well mannered and witty, the rear end of a vehicular looks like the best place to inform others of their opinions.
The Mustache Rangers bring you another thrilling adventure this week. Enjoy with no compliments.
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 27
Posted by MR Central Command on 23 Jul 2007 | Tagged as: Podcast
It is an old saying that giving a man a peach is lick a powerful blow to his forehead. The peach is the weakest of all fruit, and is an insult to all. When the president of space discovered this, all the peach trees were burnt. The state formerly known as Georgia, now know as Grimland, was once known for peaches. This is one more reason not to mistrust the space president.
The Mustache Rangers have put together more stores for you. Listen to them, and make certain you enjoy them.
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 26
Posted by MR Central Command on 16 Jul 2007 | Tagged as: Podcast
An animal once spoke and said that the sky was falling. So its speaking genes would not be passed on to future generations of animals, the creature with a voice was eaten. Oddly enough, the eater went mute. What does this tell us? Chew at least 20 times before swallowing.
The Mustache Rangers have gotten themselves into another situation. Listen to their netcast now!
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 25
Posted by MR Central Command on 09 Jul 2007 | Tagged as: Podcast
It has been said that under times of intense desperation, a mother may have the power to lift a boulder pushed by a cougar off her infant man child. If there only a way, any way possible, to harness the raw energy of the cougar. Mankind would soon become something more akin to cougar kind, and boulders would no longer stand a chance against us.
It is easy to harness the Mustache Rangers interpod netcast. Enjoy it now.
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 24
Posted by MR Central Command on 02 Jul 2007 | Tagged as: Podcast
Make no mistake, the Mustache Rangers never lose. But when they do lose, it is with grace and dignity. And also, because someone else cheated. A ruse was put in to place, and it will not be stood for. This is absurdity at its very base level. Losing is not an option, and when that option is available it causes a chain reaction of independent record stores to open and close at random. It is quantum physics. You would not understand.
Enjoy the podcast of this week.
