March 2007
Monthly Archive
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 12
Posted by MR Central Command on 26 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: Podcast
Space is lonely. The sky may appear to be full of stars, but there is much more nothing in space than there is something.
The odds often seem to be against us, when it comes to connecting with another creature. Certainly, though, you should not give in to giving up. What is there to do, if not try? Try and fail or try and succeed. Either way, you tried.
And if you fail, you must go into the shame cave.
Mark Your Space Calendars
Posted by MR Central Command on 23 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: Generalator
It is never too early to prepare yourself for the Twin Cities Improv Festival! The Mustache Rangers will performing tales from their mighty adventures in space for a living room of living peoples.
The Mustache Rangers will be performing on June 23rd at 7pm. That may seem like a long time off, but that will give you plenty of time to books seats on your local dirigible transport service.
The Mustache Rangers expect to see you there. Do not disappoint!
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 11
Posted by MR Central Command on 19 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: Podcast
In part two of an episode with two parts, the Mustache Rangers find themselves using their legs for locomotion. There are no sk8 boreds in the future. Or the past. In fact, all history of their existence has been erased. Except for this record. Which will soon be erased.
What is all of this Twitter jive?
Posted by MR Central Command on 12 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: Phooneybaum
Do you hate Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday? I understand. Now you can keep up with the minute to minute happening of the Mustache Rangers with Twitter.
This steam powered bastion of constant communication is all the rage with the dew droppers at Earth events such as South by Southwest and internet. Internet is quite the event, and should be enjoyed.
So enjoy more internet with the Mustache Rangers and Twitter.
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 10
Posted by MR Central Command on 12 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: Podcast
You may or may not be interested in knowing facts. Facts may seem to be an affront to your belief system. For example, the belief that you can spend all of a Sunday with your best chums while leaving your lady to pine. The facts tell you that ladies need attention, flowers, and metal. If facts are ignored, consequences are had.
There are no facts in this episode of The Mustache Rangers.
The Rangers Greet You
Posted by MR Central Command on 09 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: Generalator
Friends and enemies, welcome to the adventures of the Mustache Rangers. Some of you are new and some of you are not.
We are not actually speaking of babies. We are speaking of people who have never been to this website before.
But now that we think of it, babies have, in most cases, never been to our outstanding website.
In which case, we say, welcome babies!
Why not enjoy the FIRST EPISODE of the Mustache Rangers. Again. For the first time. It is meant to be enjoyed and shared.
Also, is that a new bow tie? No? Well, it looks good.
Phooneybaum Phoughts - Entry 55535.6542a4
Posted by MR Central Command on 08 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: Phooneybaum
Tell Your Earth Friends
Posted by MR Central Command on 07 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: Generalator
Have you informed all of your Earth friends about the adventures of the Mustache Rangers? No? You’ll never make Cadet with that attitude!
Mustache Rangers Central Command commands you to tell at least five of your “friends” about the Mustache Rangers today. While “friends” may be in quotation marks, do not be confused. Imaginary friends do not count as “friends.”
Co-pod-workers can be “friends.” Family units can be “friends.” Animals can NOT be “friends.”
It has been decreed! Spread the word and drink your Doc Johnson’s Olde Thyme Elixir!
The Mustache Rangers: Episode 9
Posted by MR Central Command on 05 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: Podcast
The Mustache Rangers are pushing, unwillingly, into action today! Can you resist the promise of thrills and spills and pills and drills and fraudulent wills and whiskey stills and an angry Mike Mills? We did not think so. Our suggestion is to give in to your desires. Let them control you. Simply make certain that your desires are not to murder the queen of America. That is an unacceptable desire.
