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Phooneybaum Phoughts: Space Date 24.24.24.24

Posted by MR Central Command on 20 Sep 2007 | Tagged as: Phooneybaum

  • Too many people own audio communication devices. There are some people that nobody wants to talk to.
  • The word “tuber” has always rubbed me the wrong way. “Ostrich vegetable” is much better.
  • Men should be allowed to wear pantyhose without being given nicknames related to wearing pantyhose.
  • A lake is an ocean without ambition.
  • When will toothpaste be made to squeeze itself onto my brushing device?
  • Working on the height that I can jump to. Hoops that receive balls had best watch out!

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What is all of this Twitter jive?

Posted by MR Central Command on 12 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: Phooneybaum

Do you hate Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday? I understand. Now you can keep up with the minute to minute happening of the Mustache Rangers with Twitter.

This steam powered bastion of constant communication is all the rage with the dew droppers at Earth events such as South by Southwest and internet. Internet is quite the event, and should be enjoyed.

So enjoy more internet with the Mustache Rangers and Twitter.

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Phooneybaum Phoughts - Entry 55535.6542a4

Posted by MR Central Command on 08 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: Phooneybaum

  • Woke up today to find my socks wet with a green substance. The Commander Major’s snickering is what had awoken me. I have little to no doubts that he is to blame for my sock moistness.
  • Mustache Rangers Central Command has been piping sad songs into our ship for the last 43 hours. Was doing fine until the Commander Major ate my earplugs in a rage. I am now properly sad.
  • Is it weird that I enjoy sitting on a slightly warm toilet seat, given the knowledge that it was just used by somebody else?
  • My hat has now been missing for 490 years.

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