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The Mustache Rangers in person this weekend
Posted by MR Central Command on 03 Sep 2008 | Tagged as: Generalator
Gasoline can be expensive, and going to grand mama’s house can cost a pretty penny. Now imagine that Earth is grand mama’s house and you are light years away. That is one pricey trip.
But the Mustache Rangers make this trip gladly and with little to much bickering. The Mustache Rangers will be performing live on a well lit stage this weekend for your enjoyment! Find the details below.
What: Improv a Go-Go
Where: Brave New Workshop
When: September 7, 2008 at 8pm
Price: $1
Did you find the details? Now they are above. Boy, you really are a mess. You should come see some live comedy this weekend. That will straighten you right out. See details above above.
Featured Fan Art by John Wallace
Posted by MR Central Command on 27 Aug 2008 | Tagged as: Fan Art, Generalator
Citizen, and relative unknown, John Wallace has taken time out of designing magazine ads for ladies undergarment undergarments (”Two layers, because one is breachable!”) to favor us with his rendition of the Mustache Rangers.
What Citizen Wallace has done here is really quite brilliant. As you can plainly see, Commander Major and First Lieutenant are represented by eggs. Not literal eggs, of course. The drawing seems to be done by simple graphite rubbings, not smeared ovum and membranes. But the Mustache Rangers seem to be represented in egg form, with oval bodies and heads.
Jallace (J minus Ohn plus Wallace minus W) is giving us art and also instructions on creating delicious hors d’œuvres. All you need is eggs, toothpicks, and dried parsley. Lots and lots of dried parsley! Your guests (if you have no friends) will be delighted with your creative and tasty treats! And you, in turn, can thank Jallace.
Thank you, Citizen Jallace, for your support.
Fan art will be accepted from all in the mustacherangers@gmail.com electric message depository.
Excuse Our Space Dust
Posted by MR Central Command on 04 Aug 2008 | Tagged as: Generalator
It seems that in upgrading the software for this glorious website, things become a bit broken. No podcasts can be attached to these posts, which means no new episodes can currently be posted.
Rest assured, there are podcasts to be posted. We just can’t do it! We will get this fixed as soon as possible. And when we say “get this fixed,” we mean we’ll wait around until someone makes a fix and we can implement it.
Hugs and kisses, minus the kisses,
Mustache Rangers Central Command
The Mighty Quote Index
Posted by MR Central Command on 10 Jul 2008 | Tagged as: Generalator
The creation of a mighty Mustache Rangers quote index is underway. Soon, you will be able to say, “oh drat. I know something funny was said at some point, but can not, for the life of me, remember when it was said.” And then, after you say this, you will be able to use the magic of indexing to help your shoddy memory.
But this process becomes even easier with you, the listener. If you have any favorite quotes, please list them and which episodes they appear in. Then, when your mind eventually fails, you will have electricity and metal to help you remember.
You can leave a comment with your indexable quote, or email the Mustache Rangers at mustacheranger@gmail.com. Either way, thank you for doing some of our work for us. We are very busy killing things that are different from us.
Twin Cities Improv Festival
Posted by MR Central Command on 25 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: Generalator
The Mustache Rangers are racing time and space to make it back to Earth for the Twin Cities Improv Festival. There may be alien civilizations to conquer, but the people of Earth can have morale issues and need an evening of mandatory cheer every now and again.
The Mustache Rangers will be dispensing cheer as they recount tales of their space adventures live on the Brave New Workshop stage. You should come and enjoy the Mustache Rangers, along with many of the other delightful troupes at the Twin Cities Improv Festival.
You may find your Mustache Rangers related time information below.
When: June 29th, 2008, 8PM CST
Where: Twin Cities Improv Festival
2605 Hennepin Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55408
Price: $10
See you soon, Cadets!
The Mustache Rangers Punch Out! Live
Posted by MR Central Command on 19 May 2008 | Tagged as: Generalator
The Mustache Rangers are making a special visit to Earth this Friday. It seems that an “improvisational” “comedy” group by the name of Family Night has called out the Mustache Rangers. And as much as the Mustache Rangers enjoy being called out, this night of families said it with a nasty inflection.
And so, the Mustache Rangers will be doing battle with this Family Night on stage, for the pleasure of you! Quick! Find details on this “performance” below!
When: May 23rd, 2008, 11PM CST
Where: Punch Out! at the Brave New Workshop
2605 Hennepin Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55408
Cost: $10.00
Someone will go home crying. If you enjoy crying, you will love this.
If you love the Mustache Rangers, you will make it to this show and make sure that they are not sent home crying. Crying in space can be dangerous, and can lead to death or headaches.
Technical Malfunctory
Posted by MR Central Command on 15 Apr 2008 | Tagged as: Generalator
Apologies to our loyal followers. This weekend, the podcast translation crew ran in to technical difficulties. The podcast for this week has been delayed until the week the follows this week. Please accept our apologies and hunt down those who do not accept our apologies. They don’t have to be such a big jerk about it, after all.
The Mustache Rangers LIVE
Posted by MR Central Command on 02 Apr 2008 | Tagged as: Generalator
Often times, the Mustache Rangers will come to Earth and recount their most exciting tales live to a theater audience. Well, there is now a space for all of your Mustache Rangers live performance information.
Simply click on this page for information on upcoming live Mustache Rangers shows.
But click fast! Their next live appearance is this weekend, and the cost to view is but one dollar!
Your Favorite Episode
Posted by MR Central Command on 19 Mar 2008 | Tagged as: Generalator
Mustache Rangers Central Command is taking a informally mandatory survey of the listening public. It is demanded that you please comment on your favorite Mustache Rangers Interpod Netcast, of your own free will. If you would be kind enough to absolutely indicate your preferred episode and your reasons for preference, Mustache Rangers Central Command will not be forced to cause harm to you. Or not cause harm to you.
Your comments can be placed in the comment receptacle. You are wasting our time by continuing to read our words. You need to begin making your own words. Now.
Moustache Me Approved
Posted by MR Central Command on 06 Mar 2008 | Tagged as: Generalator
After many years of deliberation, Mustache Rangers Central Command has decided to approve the passing on of the Moustache Me webnet pagesite link.
The humans who run Moustache Me endorse the sticking of mustaches onto advertisements that have no mustaches. Mustache-less advertisements are an abomination to the Great Mustache. He appreciates all that correct this, in a legal manner.
