• Don’t know why I bothered learning to play the piano after they went extinct. This teaching cassette is almost worthless.
  • I have switched to decaf, but eating this non-caffeinated toast feels so pointless now.
  • My underpants have been bunching for the last few years, but I dare not adjust my self for fear of humiliations and fun makings.
  • It isn’t easy being aggressively passive.
  • Space laundry always gets put off until you’re out of space socks.
  • Quantifying how hungry a wolf is isn’t easy.

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