Commander Major Alastair Q. Bastidious and First Lieutenant Rutuger G. Phooneybaum constitute the fighting force that is the Mustache Rangers. Charged with America’s greatest mission, the Mustache Rangers are brining truth, justice, and the American way to the furthest reaches of outer space.

The radio-phone broadcasts turned “internet” “podcast” bring us the continuing adventures of these first rate gentlemen as they fulfill year seven-hundred-seventy of their nine-hundred year mission.

Don’t forget to step up and join the Mustache Ranger Cadets, or send in your finest mimeograph fan art of your heroic Mustache Rangers.

And last of them all, never forget to tune in ever Monday to partake of their continuing adventures through the outer space!

Stay strong, Cadets. And spread the word!